The Journey Home (3/26/2019)

I got to the airport a little late, thanks to my misremembering when my flight was due to leave. Is it still a “senior moment” when I’ve always done it? But over an hour before a domestic flight (even if it connects to an international one) is OK, right? So, really, not early but not terribly late.

The line was not too long, didn’t move too slow, and I was at the head, waiting for the next check-in agent in no time. Which was when the computer system for the whole airline industry crashed on me. Well, OK, not on me personally. And not really the whole industry, but Sabre does cover most of it. Check-in stopped. Flights stopped — taking off; I assume the ones in the air kept on going. I was left standing at the head of the queue with nowhere to go.

It only took them a half hour or so to get it back up again. (A company with so obviously a phallic symbol name as Sabre really aught to know how to get it up and keep it up, I mean really!) Meanwhile, the check-in people were reassuring everyone that the flights were being delayed too, and they wouldn’t miss anything.

I checked in my bag (full of boat parts) and headed to the gate. Since all of check-in was off-line for a half hour, security was completely empty, so that went quickly. I didn’t have TSA Pre, so it was a shoeless, beltless, try-to-feel-dignified-while-they-pat-you-down pass through security, but no waiting.

Got to the gate, and they were in final boarding for an on-time departure. I told them the people up front were telling everyone the flight was delayed to wait for them, but they just shrugged. Anyway, I got on maybe ten minutes before they closed the door. Then we sat at the gate for twenty minutes due to more computer slowness. Meanwhile (we heard from someone with a cell phone and friends outside), the delayed passengers were on the other side of the door and not happy about it. The pilot reassured us that they would get on the next flight.

In the next airport, I originally had a fifty minute connection, now turned into a thirty minute connection. Luckily, my arriving flight was at gate 65B, and my departing flight was at 64A. After pausing for a moment at a pair of signs saying 64B and up this way, and 63 and lower that way, I finally found where they’d hid 64A. Final boarding, no sir, you don’t have time to go to the bathroom before boarding, door closing in six minutes.

Got on, got my seat, and they delayed departure for twenty minutes to wait for a connecting flight from Seattle. But then we were off, and I even got to buy some lunch.

After landing, immigration and customs was a breeze. But now I know the answer to a long-standing mystery: In immigration, then often make you push a button as you go through, which lights up a green light. Why? Is it taking your fingerprint? Testing that you’re actually a physical human, not a hologram? Adding to the festive mood of the immigration line? Always seemed sort of pointless, but now I know why they do it. Every once in a while, it lights up a red light instead, and you have to put you bags through a scanner. The button is just a random number generator.

Now for ground transportation. The airport taxis have a monopoly here, so no Uber. Instead you get a choice between a regular taxi ($25) and a shuttle ($8). I went for the shuttle. But they need a minimum of three people for a shuttle, and they won’t even sell you the ticket until three people show up. But show up, they did. And a fourth too. And rather than the spacious van I was envisioning, given the title “shuttle”, they crammed us into a regular compact taxi.

All of the other three passengers spoke Spanish. In fact, the woman who got the front seat (I got there first but gave it up to her, being chivalrous and all, if that’s still PC to do), was having an animated conversation for the whole ride. Based on the hand gestures, I believe they were discussing the best route to take.

Shortly after leaving the airport, we came to slow down in traffic, to which the driver exclaimed, “Aya!”, and turned onto a side street. Then onto a more obscure side street. Then onto a dirt road. Then onto a dirt road with lots of potholes. The woman in front said something in Spanish, which I believe translated to “too much traffic, short cut.”

Did I mention that Mexican music was blaring from the radio the whole time?

The driver was seldom happy with the speed of the cars ahead of him, and was fairly creative in ways to get around them. But a motorcycle got the better of him, riding up onto the sidewalk, around the corner, and coming out ahead of us. And I once again experienced the now familiar Mexican speed bump phenomenon: drivers go well over the limit, then hit the brakes hard as the once-every-three-blocks speed bump approaches, go over the bump at 2 MPH, then accelerate back up again.

By some happy coincidence, the El Cid Marina Hotel, where our boat is, was the first stop. As I got out, saying “buenos tardes” to my fellow passengers, and entered the hotel portion of El Cid, the doorman asked, “You’re checking in, right?”

“No,” I said, “I have a boat here. I’m coming home.”

Mazatlan Carnaval (2/28-3/5/2019)

Luck put us in Mazatlan just in time for Canaval. And Mazatlan has one of the biggest Carnavals in the world.

A major part takes place in a baseball stadium, with music and speakers and crowning of the King, Queen, and Child Queen. We skipped that, though, and got right to the fun part: fireworks! On the night of March 2nd, we joined the crews of Ramble On Rose, Rejoice and Wild Spirit for a night out, including dinner, and then the evening’s two pyrotechnic events.

The first was the Quema del Mal Humor, or Bad Mood Burning. They pick a figure (this year it was the previous president of Mexico; last year, it was Trump), and burn them in effigy. Actually, “burn in effigy” rather understates the activity, since it’s a sort of exploding piñata. It’s supposed to get rid of all the bad feelings.

Unfortunately, I didn’t get any good pictures of the exploding part. But not to worry, on the same night was the Combate Naval, or Naval Combat Fireworks, in memory of the defense of Mazatlan during the French Colonial invasion of 1864.

But first, more people arrived…

Then there was some waiting.

Then there was more waiting.

Then it was time for the fireworks.

But first, there was some more waiting.

And just as Suzana said, “I hope the fireworks are really good, to make it worth all this waiting,” there they were.

What’s hard to imagine from the photos is how immersive the event was. The fireworks came from barges on the water (like most fireworks shows), but they also came from on shore, maybe twenty feet from the crowd. And many of them exploded directly overhead. You felt like you were in the fireworks. So much so that we were rained on by bits from the explosions, some of which were still burning on the way down…

Not something you’d experience in the US. Too much potential liability…

And besides the fireworks were spouts of flame, right next to us.

The following day was the parade, which also attracted huge crowds. Unfortunately, I was experiencing some back issues that kept us on the boat that day.

But on the 5th, there was a second parade that retraces the same route with most of the same floats. It was not nearly as crowded as the main parade.

But just as pretty.

I hadn’t been to a parade since I was a kid — well, unless you count DisneyLand…

And following the parade (and a quick dinner at a temporary roadside diner — well actually an in-the-parking-lot temporary diner), as we walked home, we ran across a family of raccoons being fed by passers by…

Across the Sea and Far Away (2/10-2/21/2019)

We’ve really enjoyed our time in La Paz. The city, the people, the marina, the sunsets.

But we’re cruisers now, so with distant ports calling, it was time to move along. We decided the next major stop should be Mazatlan, especially since we’ll be getting there just before Carnival, and Mazatlan is reputed to have a Carnival that rivals Rio’s.

But on the way, we stopped for some sight seeing. First, at Isla San Francisco.

Where, despite the namesake-like cold and rainy weather, we hiked up to the top of the hill. While there, we saw a bunch of manta rays leaping out of the water way below (sorry, no pictures).

We were joined in the bay by a National Geographic cruise ship with 100 passengers. In fact… We went to bed with a Nat Geo cruise ship anchored next to us. We woke up the next morning with a Nat Geo cruise ship anchored next to us. We just assumed it was the same ship. Turns out they swapped them while we were asleep! That led to a rather confused chat with one of the guides from the boat…

Next stop was Bonanza bay at Espiritu Santo.

Then back to Ensenada los Muertos, which we had stopped at on the way to La Paz. But we loved the place so much that we said we’d return, and return we did.

We took the dinghy to shore to have lunch at the local restaurant (the one with the giant train set). As we neared the beach, we noticed a posse (or maybe a gang) of pelicans hanging near the ramp. They didn’t move out of the way. When we dragged the dinghy ashore (so it wouldn’t wash away if the tide came in while we were eating), they didn’t leave. Instead they followed us, and we realized they were pretty tough looking hombres and very persistent. Fishing boats often launch and return there, so we assumed the birds were just used to getting a free fish or two. But they seemed pretty intimidating. We definitely didn’t turn our backs on them.

While in Muertos, we met a pair of friends (a firefighter and a gymnastics coach) who had recently arrived on their boat from the US. After an infestation of seals had nearly destroyed their boat while they had it moored near San Luis Obispo, they rebuilt it almost entirely themselves, then sailed it down to Mexico. They came over for drinks and conversation — it’s always interesting to exchange notes with other cruisers of all kinds. As they were leaving, we realized they were both younger than our daughters…

After a weather delay of a couple days, we made an overnight crossing to Mazatlan. Unfortunately, Suzana got sea sick on the way — something we thought we’d gotten over. The sea was rather bouncy (four feet at five seconds for those of you who know what that feels like). But she recovered and was fine for the rest of the trip.

The entrance to the Mazatlan marina area — where there are several marinas, including the El Cid marina that was our destination — is like something out of the Odyssey: a narrow passage with occasionally crashing seas guarded by a sea monster. (Photos below were taken after we arrived, as we were too busy to take them as we arrived.)

The sea monster was a dredger, which takes up most of the channel when it’s dredging. The photo below is the dredger resting in its lair. It looks much scarier when it’s threatening to force you onto the rocks.

(Though in fairness, the dredger operator was really nice and helped direct us through the narrow passage.)

El Cid marina is pretty rough. Besides the marina, it’s a full service hotel/spa, with pools (including in-the-water bars), a gym, a beach, and, worst of all, bingo! Not our usual sort of place, but we’ll survive somehow.

Found Art (Jan/Feb 2019)

Neither Suzana nor I spoke any Spanish beyond “hola” and “gracias” when we started our adventure. Shortly after arriving in La Paz, we discovered that a cruising family neighbor in our marina were all taking private Spanish lessons. Their teacher, Sergio, came to them for the lessons. That sounded great, so we decided to give it a try, and hired Sergio to teach us. We’d meet a few times a week in the marina, often on our boat.

A month or so later, we’re up to “me llamo Harry,” “desculpe,” and “aqui esta bien” (said mostly to Uber drivers). Limited but measurable progress. (Actually, as usual, Suzana is way ahead of me, having conversations with locals and making friends with everyone.)

As we’re getting ready to leave La Paz, we decided to take Sergio and his wife out to dinner, both as a thank you, and to get to know them better and discover more about Mexico and their life, etc. We already knew that he’d had a varied and interesting life, doing accounting, music, teaching, and more.

During dinner, as often happens around here, a small band of musicians approached the table to ask if we’d like them to play music (for a price). To our amazement, Sergio greeted them warmly — it turned out that he had sung with them during his musical career. And he offered to do a song with them there and then.

And the food was great too!

This serendipitous bit of art/music reminded me of our experience a couple weeks earlier: Suzana had been walking around town, going to the farmer’s market and such, and came across an announcement for an art opening, with three artists presenting sculptures of whales.

We appeared on the appointed night in the appointed place to find a group of people milling about in a very charming courtyard, drinking (free) beverages. No sculptures, but giving the impression of a pre-opening soiree (what’s Spanish for “soiree”?). So we drank and milled and waited.

After a while, some people made speeches. In Spanish, of course. Our new Sergio-powered Spanish understanding let us catch about a tenth of the meaning. But everyone applauded, so we did as well.

Then everyone went up the stairs to view the exhibit.

L’Avventura (1/18/19)

One of my favorite movie directors is Michelangelo Antonioni (perhaps best known in the US for Blow Up). L’Avventura is one of the films that established Antonioni as a significant director — at the Cannes debut, people booed the film, always a sure sign of something good and original. The film is about a group of people who go to an island on a yacht, where one of the group disappears. The rest of the film is about the search for her.

So, anyway, Suzana and I took our friend Samina out to one of the local islands, Isla Espiritu Santo, for a three day outing. While there, we enjoyed the scenery, slept late, and took our two kayaks out for some water fun. I should, perhaps, mention that both kayaks currently have “issues”: one has a slow air leak, that takes days to deflate; and the other has a slight water leak — it won’t sink, but you end up sitting in a puddle of water after a while.

On the second day, Samina and Suzana took the kayaks out while I took a shower.

When I finished the shower, twenty minutes later, I looked out to see how far they’d gotten. They were nowhere to be seen!

I looked in all directions. Nothing! I got out the binoculars and scanned the coastline. Nothing! I’m not the sort to panic, but my heart rate was, shall we say, elevated above a normal functioning level.

It didn’t make any sense. The kayaks are bright orange, easy to see. One might possibly have sunk, but not both. They might conceivably have been driven out to sea by the tide, but I should still be able to see them!

I considered raising the anchor and motoring around looking for them, but that’s hard to do single handed. I considered calling the other boat in the bay to see if they’d seen them, but it seemed unlikely they would have. I considered sticking my head in the sand, but for that I’d have to get to shore somehow.

While trying to come up with some other unworkable alternative, I saw a bit of movement out of the corner of my eye. Grabbing the binoculars again, I managed to locate them, right up next to the rocks.

Though less than half a mile away, they were small enough and camouflaged by the rocks so that they were nearly impossible to see. But they were fine, and headed back to the boat, both having a great time and quite happy.

I didn’t mention this experience to them until we were back in La Paz a couple days later… I don’t know if they noticed at the time how happy I was to welcome them back aboard Gardyloo.

Swimming with the Joneses (1/6/18)

Our friend Susan (last name not actually Jones) swam with whales in Tonga. We’ve been jealous and trying to catch up ever since. Recently, we took a step closer, though we haven’t yet fully achieved oceanic parity.

Together with Suzana’s brother, Robert, we swam with whale sharks, which are the largest (by far) fish in the world. While not technically whales, whale sharks are still pretty impressive. To quote Wikipedia:

The whale shark (Rhincodon typus) is a slow-moving, filter-feeding carpet shark and the largest known extant fish species. The largest confirmed individual had a length of 12.65 m (41.5 ft) and a weight of about 21.5 t (47,000 lb).[8] The whale shark holds many records for size in the animal kingdom, most notably being by far the largest living nonmammalian vertebrate.

The whale shark is found in open waters of the tropical oceans and is rarely found in the water below 21 °C (70 °F).[2] Modeling suggests a lifespan of about 70 years, but measurements have proven difficult.[9] Whale sharks have very large mouths and are filter feeders, which is a feeding mode that occurs in only two other sharks, the megamouth shark and the basking shark. They feed almost exclusively on plankton and small fishes, and pose no threat to humans.

Swimming with whale sharks near La Paz can only be done with a guide. There are several companies that provide the guide service. We picked the one that goes out of our marina, On Board Baja, making the logistics easy. They supplied snorkeling equipment and wet suits:

A knowledgable and enthusiastic guide:

A driver:

And where to find the whale sharks:

Here’s Suzana, Robert, the guide, and a whale shark (grey shape with white dots and a fin sticking out of the water, at the bottom of the photo):

The whale sharks we swam with were juveniles, perhaps 3-4 meters long. That’s big enough so that your normal sense of scale sort of breaks down, making for a very surreal experience.

They have huge mouths, giant gills, and a really big tail. There are also often smaller fish hanging off the whale sharks.

While you try not to get too close, Suzana and I were both, separately, bumped into by whale sharks that came up from behind so that we didn’t see them coming. Getting too close or bumping isn’t really dangerous, but it scares them away. Which is another weird part of the experience, that something so much bigger than you is scared of you.

A good time was had by all — well, I can’t speak for the whale sharks, but we enjoyed the hell out of it.

Do you know who this man is?

This strange man was recently sighted in the vicinity of the good ship Gardyloo. We know he was aboard because of the picture above, which includes the new shipboard artwork over his right shoulder, a holiday gift from Michelle.

At approximately the same time, Harry’s blog posts suddenly stopped. We suspect foul play.

So, if you know who this person is, please contact us immediately. However, do not approach him on your own. He may be armed. He may be dangerous. Contact should be left to professionals.

P.S. This just in: The photo above has been positively identified as Harry himself. There is still some question concerning his mental health, as he seems to have compulsively shaved off all of his facial hair. “Snorkeling masks don’t seat properly over a mustache. I get water up my nose.” he says, rather unconvincingly.

First impressions of La Paz

We’ve only been in La Paz for a couple weeks, so this is hardly a definitive review of the town. Just some first impressions.

Working outward from the boat, we’re staying in Marina Cortez, one of the two main in-town marinas.

There’s a lot of wildlife in the water in the marina, far more than any other marina we’ve stayed in. The ones that caught us most by surprise (except for the pistol shrimp) were the flying fish, that occasional leap out of the water right next to our boat. The record so far was one that leaped about three feet vertically and about six feet horizontally.

La Paz has an extremely active cruiser community, centered in the next marina over. They hold daily radio nets (where everyone listens in and people announcement when they’re arriving and departing, things for trade, events, etc., etc.). The day after we arrived, they had a Thanksgiving dinner, which drew upwards of a hundred people — they cooked twenty five turkeys, and the guests brought side dishes, and the restaurant where it took place sold drinks. All for 200 pesos (about $10).

Right next to the marina is the Malecon, the main pedestrian water-front strolling area of the city. It includes beaches, statues, shops, restaurants, music, events, etc., etc.

Heading inland from the Malecon, there are the usual small city stores. Plus the occasional park.

The palm trees and cacti remind you that you’re in Mexico, or at least in an arid climate.

We’ve discovered one farmer’s market that happens every Tuesday and Saturday. Not nearly so large or complete as back home, but enough to get Suzana her fix of cucumbers and tomatoes. Oh, and also flourless chocolate brownies…

The town is largely Mexican, with a sizable tourist/ex-pat component (as opposed to the other way around). So the norm is for people not to speak English, though there’s usually someone nearby who can translate if you’re linguistically challenged like I am. The upside of that is the new and interesting cultural and culinary possibilities.

Back at the marina at the end of the day, the sunsets here always seem to be spectacular. Something in the air. The one below is decidedly sub-standard. We’ve seen far better.

So, overall, what do we think of La Paz? It’s as several people told us before we arrived: Mexican, laid back, friendly, cultural, interesting. I see why several people we’ve met here were just passing through fifteen or twenty years ago and never left. We’ll try not follow their example. Though, sitting here on the boat with the warm evening breezes and the sunset, I’m not totally sure why not…

It’s raining in the bilge!

No, the boat’s on fire! No, the boat next door is dumping water! What is that noise?

Shortly after arriving is La Paz, we became aware of a noise, only heard when the boat is fairly quiet, a kind of crackling. At first, we thought it was raining, but with nary a cloud in the sky, that seemed unlikely. The noise was a kind of crackling or snap-crackle-pop sound. So, maybe splashing water from another boat, but we didn’t hear it outside as loud as it was inside. It sounded a bit like fire too. Or maybe water spraying through a hole in the boat belowdecks.

It sounded louder forward. We stuck our heads into the anchor locker in the bow, and it was louder still, but coming from below. We stuck our heads into the bilge (yuck), and it was also louder, but coming from forward.

When you’re on a boat, there’s no end to the imagined possibilities of an unidentified sound, most of them ultimately leading to the boat sinking. We finally gave up and went to sleep.

The next day, with a little help from our friends on C.A.T., plus a little googling, we figured it out: pistol shrimp!

Before I get into the details, I’ll warn you: when we told another boat about this, they were absolutely certain we were pulling their legs. But it’s true. Really it is. I couldn’t make this up.

Pistol shrimp (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpheidae), an inch long snapping shrimp, have two claws. One is larger than the other, and can be cocked back and then released very, very quickly. When released, it creates a bubble, which then rapidly collapses, releasing a huge, but very local force (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC6I8iPiHT8). The temperature in a very small area actually gets hotter than the sun. And makes a crack sound. It’s used to stun prey that the shrimp then eats.

What’s as amazing as the hotter-than-the-sun bit, is that to create the constant crackling sound that we hear, there must be hundreds or thousands of pistol shrimp near our boat doing this all the time.

Nature is so weird.

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